There's really no point but I thought I'd share this.  It's good for a laugh.
www.churchsigngenerator.com
Just don't try to hotlink it or they'll tell you stealing bandwidth makes baby Jesus cry.  Seriously.  That's what it said when I tried to load the file directly from the site.
 
 
LMAO!!!  That's so awesome.. 
Red 2005 Saturn Ion-3 Coupe
Burgundy 2006 Saturn Ion - sold 
 
 
That's great 
 
I'd put up a few things, but none are suited for public forums.
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example. 
 
 
LMAO---I just might have to take an interest in thier relegion..... for about 2 hours a day 
 
Rice.....Part of a balanced Pontiac diet.