I hope you don't mean me Alexis
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Of course not. I mean the sheltered guy.
I'm a bitch. Look out. I'm here to start drama.
Please take everything I say seriously.
oh.. okie.
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my lesbian aunt has a mexican girlfriend; she's got a mustache (the girlfriend) that's fake (she's transgender...pre-op at the time). one time when I was a kid, I went over there and was wearing it around pretending to be a policeman. i was walking around the yard; and I was giving my aunt's cat a speeding ticket; but quickly refrained and decided to pick the cat up and pet it. the cat lovingly rubbed noses with me; to which I smelled what could only be described as cat food. i told the cat that it needed to brush it's teeth because i could smell the cat food on its breath.
i scooped the cat up and went inside to find my aunt; but came across her lover first. i explained to her that I smelled tuna on the cat's breath and I was going to brush the cat's teeth. she turned to look at me and said, "Aye Dios Mio!" and ripped the mustache off of my face. I thought I was in trouble, so I started crying and ran back to my grandma's house.
I still don't get what the big deal was; the cat had bad breath.
It was the moustache that smelled of tuna. Figure it out.
Jesus... that's funnyass...
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SiZZy wrote:Shucks...I missed it.
<3
Well since you missed it - I'll bring up to speed on only the most important info that you may have missed.
Bastardking3000 wrote:StrippedCav98 (Now Quotable) wrote:btw i support gay marriage if both chicks are hot
Damm skippy!! But lesbianism between hot chicks is a mortal sin - if there is no camera involved.
That is really all you need to know out of this thread.
I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?
Yick? You don't consider yourself hot?
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I was yicking because of the quotes...that saying "I support gay marriage....if both chicks are hot!! LOL" garbage is played out like a coed naked t-shirt.
c'mon - I support gay marraige and all that, but saying "if they're hot" makes the statement much more humorous. I'm not even the one who said that anyways lol. But...
It is my strong belief that if 2 really hot chicks go at it,
[without filming/u], it is a mortal sin. The only exception is when I am present to watch, filming is not necessary... but still highly encouraged
I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?
I do understand your point on that, Sizz. It is about as dated as paris hilton's c***.
Still, we can't help it, we're men.
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surprisingly keeper, i can
something about two chics going at it with no interest in penis at all kinda doesn't turn me on
if they were bi, then maybe
Well I skipped all 7 pages.
I have to agree with the idea put forth by the original poster.
Homosexuals cannot reproduce(naturally) therefore they are nipping their own gene lines in the bud... therefore, natural anomoly. If gay men can't reproduce, then homo-ism(tee hee) isnt genetic, and therefore is a freak circumstance... That seems pretty logical to me.
As for gay people in general... as long as they arent hittin on me, why would I care?
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Maybe Im just pissed, pissed that my freinds are spineless, What else would you
call abandoment some night, when you're in a fight, and they could make things right?
Spineless. I miss some of my old friends, the ones who you could count on,
bet a huge amount on, the fact that they'd always have your back... Its like a kick in
the sack, just knowing, you've got nothing to fall back on. @!#$ this, Im done.
IF they ARE hitting on you, take it as a compliment
And part of the last 6 pages state that they aren't "freaks" per se, because they aren't making the conscious choice to be gay, it's their biology (specifically brain chemistry), so they may be different but aren't freaks.
Simple point of fact: Nature never repeats itself, er go, everyone is a unique organism, er go, everyone is a freak of nature. Normality is therefore the the weird thing.
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Ehhh well, I suppose that all just comes down to what you want to call a freak. We are arguing the same point, but calling it different things.
Oh, and I do take it as a compliment... a creepy compliment that I can't brag about except to my girlfriend. (she thinks its hilarious)
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Maybe Im just pissed, pissed that my freinds are spineless, What else would you
call abandoment some night, when you're in a fight, and they could make things right?
Spineless. I miss some of my old friends, the ones who you could count on,
bet a huge amount on, the fact that they'd always have your back... Its like a kick in
the sack, just knowing, you've got nothing to fall back on. @!#$ this, Im done.
Well, if you have a cute ass, it appeals to both women and men.
So, you say potato, I say Solanum tuberosum...
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Well, let's just look at it this way...
If homosexuals are freaks, then by proxy lesbians are freaks. Ergo, Sizzy would be a freak. But this is Sizzy we're talking about meaning that she is a Superfreak™.
Sizzy, thanks to this thread, you now have a carte blanche to go around to homophobes in this and puch them in the head with a ring that says, "UNITY" on it.
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Make sure it has Unity printed in mirror image... some people aren't that SMRT.
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^^^That was....COLD-BLOODED!
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And pithy.
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Still, though, if we go through the logic that homosexuality/lesbianism is a biological population control, measure, since our specie is overpopulating the planet, then the breeders are the freaks, most normal people that have between 1 and 3 kids are okay, and the homosexuals/lesbians will be the saviors of the specie.
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Some people thought God said "go Forth and be fruitful" to the humans... when he said that to the animals.
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